Grapefruit Romulan is what happens when a citrus grove collides with a spaceship—loud, zesty, and just a little bit alien. This hybrid hits your senses like a grapefruit cannonball dipped in sour candy and sprinkled with pine needles. It’s juicy, it’s tart, and it smells like someone squeezed a grapefruit into warp drive and lit a pine-scented candle just to be dramatic.
The high? Buckle up, space cadet. Grapefruit Romulan doesn’t ease you in—it abducts your brain into a euphoric mothership of giggles and daydreams. First stop: mental uplift orbit, where everything is hilarious and your thoughts are suddenly Nobel-worthy. Then gravity takes a backseat and you’re floating in a galaxy of mellow vibes and melted time. Great for brainstorming, binge-watching conspiracy documentaries, or simply vibing out with your cat (who now seems suspiciously intelligent).
It’s fruity. It’s funky. It’s out of this world. Grandma wouldn’t approve, but that’s kind of the point.
$40.00
